With our revolutionary treatment, you can be a new man (or woman)


Have your family members started avoiding you?

Are your friends talking about you behind your back?

Do strangers regard you with disdain and confusion?

Have you been afraid you were going to be arrested for excessive outbursting?

Do you want what semblance of a life you once had back?

We can help.



Our Revolutionary Treatment

Hamilaria affects millions of people every day.  Once the music reaches the auditory cortex of the brain there is no known remedy to remove it.  There is also no vaccine to counteract the epidemic.   The Weehawken Institute is the only facility in the nation able to treat and control the effects of hamilaria.  We are also certified by the humane society as we do not test on animals.  Because they just don’t get it.